This is how I imagine i look like when people talk to me about romantic/sexual relationships.

Frogs

hey i’m gonna go to sleep, can you watch my apple while i’m gone? thanks!

oops

No but like the biggest thing that Miguel is missing about this whole “you need to understand that you can’t save everyone” is like yes that is true! that IS an important lesson every spider person learns BUT here’s where miguel lost the plot: you should still try. Spiderman ALWAYS tries. Like Pavitr literally said “i can do both” and whether or not he actually could doesn’t fucking matter. what matters is he tried!!! gwen actively stopping miles and miguel trying to enforce these “canon” moments is so just outside of the like spiderman philosophy of “can you always get back up/can you keep CHOOSING to try/to be a hero!!”. Even as far back as toby miguire whenever spiderman was forced by villains to try and choose mj or the children, the people on the train etc he ALWAYS chose both!! he tried!! when miguel stopped trying is when he stopped being spiderman tbh. But also the spider society arguably inherently breaks the “canon” as well like yeah Pav might have failed if he was alone but he wasn’t. Like y’all are in a situation to do good, to prevent a death and if you have the power to do that then you have a responsibility to try!! Like i’m really hoping this is where beyond the spiderverse is going!! that miguel could’ve done so much good with what he created if he just tried!!

if you say rebagel i honest too god hope you get hunted by large predator animals through unfamiliar jungle territory also you break your leg while you're running and you bleed out and ants lick up the blood and ant eaters eat the ants and so the ant eaters have alsoo consumed you like the large predator animals are about to and now you feel the forest itself beginning too eat you and bacterias feast on you like a whale fall for 1 million bacteria years (much shorter than our years but they are significant to them none the less)

returning to tumblr now as reddit shoots itself in both feet feels weird. How am I supposed to enjoy my tumblr content if it isn't screenshotted, cropped, posted on twitter, watermarked, cropped, and then posted on reddit.

actually genuinely funny how trans people are stereotyped as fragile and overly sensitive when cis people have meltdowns over the word cisgender